Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement...Speaking as a Photoshop kind-o-guy, I must ask: Where is the light source in this picture?
Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist...
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008
McCain wins!
The Weekly World News has revealed that their Alien mascot, previously in Obama's corner, has endorsed John McCain. The Alien has picked the winner in every election since 1992.
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Speaking of light sources, try folding some little paper fans (accordion fold the paper, maybe 3/16" or so, then pinch one end so you have a little 3 or 4 inch fan. Staple to hold it.). Place a few in a pleasing array on the glass of a photocopier and press the copy button. Check out the resulting photocopy and contemplate the light source in your image of the fans. I could blab more about it, but doing it is more fun than listening to me.
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