The Washington Post
suggests that Lindsay Graham's toadying to Trump has reached a breaking point. Apparently, Graham is more hawkish than Trump on the Iran question.
Um...no. Any "Theory of Lindsay" which does not include the concept of kompromat is simply naive. Yeah, sure, a few moments of disagreement will be permitted, but Graham will do nothing to endanger Trump's presidency. He dare not.
Thus, I introduce the new Cannonfire poll: Who's with Lindsay in Lindsay Graham's blackmail photo?
1. Adult female.
2. Adult male.
3. Underaged female.
4. Underaged male.
7. Mammal other than dog or cat.
10. Non-Nyarlothotepian horror from the indescribably squamous regions of eldritch eldritchness: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
11. Hitler (via Pym particles).
12. Three-way with Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon.
13. ____________________ (Fill in the blank with your best guess.)
If you guess the truth, you win a no-prize. Face Front, True Believers!
(I actually won a no-prize when I was a kid. Empty envelope. I treasured it for years.)
In other gossip news:
Years ago, this humble blog
covered the allegation that Melania is dating the guy in charge of security for Tiffany's in Trump Tower. (I let Marcy Wheeler babble on about the small and unimportant shit. Here at Cannonfire, we deal with the real
issues.) That allegation has made a big, big comeback
Here's another shot of the alleged boyfriend...
The story's probably fake news. Why would any woman date that
guy when she could have Donald Trump