Thursday, October 26, 2017

All women love Donald Trump

In 1992, New York Magazine published a letter that allegedly came from someone named Carolin Gallego.




She sure as hell sounds like she could be the sister of "John Barron." Checking with various online directories, I've discovered that there are indeed several Carolin Gallegos in this country, all in their 50s, which would make them the right age. I'm ready to concede -- provisionally -- that a woman of that name may have worked for Trump.

But I cannot believe that any woman would write such claptrap. Perhaps she might sign her name to such a text if her job depended on it...

5 comments:

Tom said...

Well, sure she would, hard working employee of D Trump (her job depends on it).

Trump is like Manny the Rat, king of the junkyard, in Russell Hoban's book The Mouse and His Child.

Manny forces the other inhabitants of the yard to throw a parade in his honor. Some push him in a broken down jalopy, along a course over which has been suspended an electric banner that lights up to declare, "We Love You Manny!"

CambridgeKnitter said...

I really, really hope no actual woman wrote that, unless it was a parody of what her boss would have written. Please.

Tom said...

CambridgeKnitter,

That was not written by a woman.

It might have been written down by a woman taking dictation from Donald Trump, but that's completely different. I love your notion of her taking the directions but turning it into a parody, which the boss would never recognize as parody.

It sure sounds like Trump.

Anonymous said...

"The most beautiful women, the most successful woman--all women love Donald Trump."

That last line is classic Trump-speak. This nonsense is the Orange Sun God's signature.

He just can't help himself.

Peggysue

mdmdstork said...

The content and the style are both his.