Saturday, December 24, 2016

A warning from the Prince



"The dark days of the 1930s" are coming again.

Donald Trump drives? Here is the man's actual Driver's License photo...
Many have pointed out that Trump claims in his medical records to be 6'3", not 6'2". As a friend to this blog notes...
Screw the height. He hasn't looked like that since '84. He's so vain he strong armed the DMV into using that photo renewal after renewal.
Speaking of Der Donald: Many have remarked on the sloppy way this guy dresses -- shiny, badly-fitting suits and ties that practically hang below the crotchline. My question is: Why? His best friend, arch-fiend Roger Stone, prides himself on his sartorial acumen; surely he can offer a few pointers. (Although I question Stone's taste. He spends a ton of money on bespoke suits -- yet some of those suits are made from patterned material louder than a burp from Black Bolt.)

6 comments:

stickler said...

The extra-long ties attempt to rebut the significance of his short fingers.

gerry-troll said...

Hides his stomach. I do the same thing-lol

jo6pac said...

Some fun in in xmas music. Check comments for some great music.

http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2016/12/xmas-medley-and-open-thread.html#comments

Enjoy

b said...

Long ties a-dangling. And an obsession with denying that he's got short fingers. There's got to be a Freudian explanation there somewhere.

Merry Christmas everyone!

b said...

Got to wonder whether if someone started a website at "TheCockofTrumpIsATinyBump.com", they'd provoke Twitler into tweeting against them and take his mind off letting loose the nukes?

joseph said...

As long as you're stuck reading books, may I make a few suggestions. I don't read much fiction, but "Butterfly Winter" by Kinsella is great. He also wrote "Shoeless Joe" which was made into the movie, "Field of Dreams." "Banvard"s Folly" by Collins is also a lot of fun. "Drunkard's Walk" by Mlodinow is very interesting, if only for the explanation of the Monty Hall problem. "John Lennon and the Jews" presents an interesting ethical issue. Do you have any suggestions?