Friday, December 23, 2016

Carl Paladino

Trump co-chair, noted thug and spectacularly unsuccessful Tea Party gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino proudly issued the following hope for the new year:
1. Obama catches mad cow disease after being caught having relations with a Herford. He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to Valerie Jarret, who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.

2. Michelle Obama. I’d like her to return to being a male and let loose in the outback of Zimbabwe where she lives comfortably in a cave with Maxie, the gorilla.
He insists that this remark is not racist. Carl is the kind of guy who could say "I am not a racist" while burning a cross on someone's lawn.

I'm sure that, if pressed, Paladino would say that his remarks were not to be taken seriously. JUST KIDDING! It was all politically incorrect jesting. Jolly hyperbole, nothing more.

Hey Carl, you know what I wish?

I wish that someone who has nothing to lose -- say, someone with a heart condition, someone who feels that he hasn't long to live -- would murder your wife Mary and/or your children, William, Danielle, Patrick or Sarah. Painful, bloody murder. You, of course, would never admit that your own thuggery brought this horror on your family. Your damnable, ineradicable pride would always prevent you from recognizing the simple truism that what you send out always comes back. But deep down, you would know. And you would live with that knowledge for the rest of your miserable, evil life.

JUST KIDDING!

Jolly hyperbole. Nothing to take seriously. Nothing to keep you up at night, Carl. Ain't I the funny one? Honestly, I don't believe in violence: I believe in peace and flowers and the Virgin Mary. Rest easy, Carl.

Trumpers: Is this really the world you want to live in? Because you can bring us down to your level. You can force us to enter your sick world and play by your sick rules. And we outnumber you.

The appalling thing about fascism is that it forces one to adopt fascist means to get rid of it.

2 comments:

Alessandro Machi said...

Hey Joseph. Sounds like you are struggling a bit physically? What's going on?

Anonymous said...

If only her campaign didn't take the high road and matched the vile that thrown at her both in the primaries and the general. But no one listen to me, and look where we are today.