The Ultimate

Phyllis Schlafly, who has made a career of saying stupid things, has created her masterpiece.

When asked why the current administration hasn’t done more to prevent diseased illegal aliens or Ebola carriers from Africa from entering the country, Schlafly said Obama wants to make the U.S. more like the rest of the world.

“Obama doesn’t want America to believe that we’re exceptional,” Schlafly said. “He wants us to be just like everybody else, and if Africa is suffering from Ebola, we ought to join the group and be suffering from it, too. That’s his attitude.”

Thank you, Phyllis. Thank you. I've appreciated your previous work, but this...this is a text which scholars shall study for the next 4000 years.

This is Phyllis Schlafly's answer to Beethoven's Missa Solemnis...Joyce's Ulysses...Picasso's Guernica...Rajkumar Kohli's Jaani Dushman. Words like sublime and transcendent are far too small to describe such an accomplishment. Having achieved hyper-para-imbecility, Phyllis Schlafly no longer exists in her mortal form. She has become one with the void.

The Simpson couch gag embedded below is the only recent artistic accomplishment that comes close to matching Schlafly's gift to mankind. Thank you, Homer Simpson. Thank you, Phyllis Schlafly. Thank you, Alfred Jarry, wherever you are.