It's confusing, Roman letters & Arabic numerals, and they stopped making bumpers in the 90's. That Mayan Thing is too inscrutable, especially that winter solstice moment. If you ask me, I figure some tribe set out at the winter solstice from Idaho or Alaska and travelled south along the coasts, counting off the sunrises until they reached 365-and-a-sunrise, somwhere near Rio de Janeiro, and they were shvitzing in their elk skins in midsummer, and concluded the earth turned upside down.
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Hah! As our A-hole-in-Chief pointed out, we all need a little gallows humor to get through the day.
It's confusing, Roman letters & Arabic numerals, and they stopped making bumpers in the 90's. That Mayan Thing is too inscrutable, especially that winter solstice moment. If you ask me, I figure some tribe set out at the winter solstice from Idaho or Alaska and travelled south along the coasts, counting off the sunrises until they reached 365-and-a-sunrise, somwhere near Rio de Janeiro, and they were shvitzing in their elk skins in midsummer, and concluded the earth turned upside down.
It'll be Jeb Bush in 2012. You heard it here first.
If the GOP nominates 18 Rabbit in '12, we'll know the Endtimes are upon us.
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