At a campaign event in Iowa, Mitt Romney's workers passed around a pamphlet containing
these words:
“In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.”
When contacted by Cannonfire, someone claiming to be a Romney spokesperson confirmed this account of the governor's hotness. Moreover: "He also has a twenty-inch penis!"
5 comments:
If that picture is typical, he's got a great tailor. But a hottie? No thanks.
20 inch?
Dillinger reborn.
He apparantly has the proper tools to do to us what Bush has been doing all along... with next-to-nothing.
Verily, Republicans are insane.
20 inch is nothing, you should see mine.
BARF!
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