The 4/29 Truth Movement

Yes, the 4/29 Truth Movement already has its own blog -- and no, I have nothing to do with it. Go here and bear witness the THE TRUTH!

There are also holes in the official timeline. On 9/11, after being rammed by airplanes, each of the two towers remained standing for nearly an hour before collapsing. Yet we’re asked to believe that within ten minutes — and with Bay Area firefighters already on the scene — the highway had begun collapsing?

And the highway didn’t finish collapsing until a full 17 minutes after the fire started. What exactly happened during those 17 minutes?

Remember: There is only one fact of history which we may consider incontrovertible: FIRE CAN NEVER EVER EVER WEAKEN STEEL.

We can tell ourselves that Alex Jones and Jim Marrs speak for progressives. We can tell ourselves that all those witnesses who saw a commercial airliner hit the Pentagon were mistaken. But we must never, ever, ever allow ourselves to contemplate the One Forbidden Thought. The idea that fire can weaken steel is verboten.

I think we must all band together on this. Let us all go to blogs where we are not welcome and post diatribes about the great 4/29 mystery. Post every five minutes. If anyone complains, feel free to insult whoever runs those blogs -- after all, we seekers of capital-T Truth are above such petty bourgeois concepts as "politeness."

WE MUST TAKE OVER THE INTERNET! Heretics will be treated with total ruthlessness! The beatific vision of TOTAL 4/29 TRUTH grants us the power to do whatever the fuck we please! The story must be told! Das Ewig-Weibliche zieht uns hinan!