Can you PROVE you didn't rape your sister...?

By now, no doubt know about CNN host Glenn Beck's obscene question to the newly-elected Keith Ellison (D-MN), soon to be the first Muslim congressman: "Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies."

At the risk of sounding a little like Xymphora ('America have three main problem: Jew, Jew and Jew'), I quite agree with the rejoinder posed by What Really Happened:

How about asking Jewish members of congress to prove they are not working with the known spies at AIPAC.

Or perhaps we can ask Obama to prove that he's not a secret follower of Louis Farrakhan. And maybe Rudy Guiliani should prove that he's not in Da Mob. And it's about time Hillary proved that she is not a witch. And...

...and maybe Glenn Beck should prove he's not part of a conspiracy to turn our citizens into Nazis.