(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Sources have confirmed to CBS4 News that conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening."You never heard of a talking horse's ass? Well listen to this: 'I am Mister E.D.'"
Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when officials found the drugs, among them Viagra.
I don't get it. You can get viagra and cialis online without paying for a real doctor's prescription. Limbaugh makes, what, a million bucks every thirty minutes? Why the hell would he smuggle the stuff?
If I recall correctly, Limbaugh's marriage ended -- which means that he intended to have sex in a way unapproved by Jesus. If I had money, I'd offer a prize to the person who best predicts how Rush will blame his equipment failure on Bill Clinton.
UPDATE: The news gets better -- and perhaps much worse. When I wrote the above, the initial news reports indicated that Limbaugh had smuggled Viagra out of the Dominican Republic. Now it seems likely that he had his own prescription.
All right. So here is a man travelling all the way to the Dominican Republic to, er, well, get laid. Why else bring those meds? But then -- what kind of sex would one seek in that nation...?
I'll soon publish a piece which gives one possible -- likely? -- answer.
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