Friday, June 02, 2006

Chimp eats Rice

According to Wayne Madsen -- yes, I know many people have problems with Madsen, but this one is fun, so hear me out -- according to Wayne Madsen, Laura Bush has moved out of the White House and into the Mayflower Hotel because she can no longer tolerate her husband's affair...with Condi Rice.

Randi Rhodes claims that mainstream journalist have heard the same story, but have yet to confirm it. Rhodes offered the perfect taunt:

"Georgie and Condi, sitting in a tree...
Kay-eye-ell-ell-eye-en-gee..."


(Even if the rumor proves to be untrue, as it probably will, I just had to repeat that joke...)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shades of Sally Hemmings?

Milo Johnson said...

But she put up with James (Jeff "Bulldog" Gannon) Guckert?

Anonymous said...

Condi is probably relieved to be the subject of a rumor involving heterosexual sex.

Kim in PA

Anonymous said...

but remember , condi did call him her husband . very very odd , freud would have field day . this one i would give a 3 to a 4 . oh and very funny post .

Anonymous said...

there is more trouble ahead for
Laura, take a look at this:

http://www.eulenspiegel-zeitschrift.de/Eulenspiegel/Hintergrundbilder/Praktikantin/praktikantinkl.jpg

Anonymous said...

sry, wrong url.
try this one :
http://www.eulenspiegel-zeitschrift.de/Eulenspiegel/Hintergrundbilder/Praktikantin/praktikantinkl.jpg

Anonymous said...

The aforementioned website is toxic. My computer doesn't like it at all.