Senator Richard Santorum blames the pedophilia scandals besetting Catholic priests on "liberalism." This, despite the fact that the priests most likely to be caught up in this scandal are not associated with "liberation theology" or any other manifestation of the church's embattled left wing.
How, I wonder, does Santorum account for the avalanche of sex scandals -- rape, pedophilia, and more -- involving Republicans? The afore-linked site will direct the non-squeamish reader toward an astonishing array of news stories documenting the weird things prominent conservatives like to do with their genitals.
Meanwhile -- as I've noted before -- if you type the words "Democratic pedophiles" into Google, the results resemble that famous kids' picture of a cow eating grass.
If Santorum thinks that liberalism causes weird sexual practices, he can bite my ass.
(Strike that last thought. The senator might take me literally.)
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No doubt 'liberalism' also causes senatorial bestiality.
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