Saturday, September 24, 2005

It's impossible NOT to presume conspiracy

...when you read that electrical malfunctions took down both the DC Metro system AND the New York-to-DC Amtrack line on the same day that a massive anti-war rally itook place in front of the White House.

Anyone who claims "coincidence" is the Devil. Espcially when you hear that lying claim bouncing of the lips of a mainstream alleged liberal.

Also other-than-coincidental: The GRANITE SHADOW exercise, designed to test the imposition of martial law in the DC area.

Granite Shadow is yet another new Top Secret and compartmented operation related to the military’s extra-legal powers regarding weapons of mass destruction. It allows for emergency military operations in the United States without civilian supervision or control.

A spokesman at the Joint Force Headquarters-National Capital Region (JFHQ-NCR) confirmed the existence of Granite Shadow to me yesterday, but all he would say is that Granite Shadow is the unclassified name for a classified plan.

That classified plan, I believe, after extensive research and after making a couple of assumptions, is CONPLAN 0400, formally titled Counter-Proliferation of Weapons of Mass Destruction.


By the way: Didja notice the sudden cessation of "local folks should fend for themselves" rhetoric coming from the conservative propagandists? Now that Rita has come 'round to Texas, Federal aid is suddenly considered a good thing. That "fend for yourselves" stuff is, like, so two week ago. On the other hand, any such sentiment is always to be considered reprehensible if it is articulated by the likes of yours truly, and if the people asked to fend for themselves are nice white Bush-voters.

This has been your Thoughtcrime Information Bulletin for today.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kinda reminiscent, isn't it, of (if memory serves) the "coincidental" crash of the telephone system in Washington the day Kennedy was assassinated?

This is a very old trick.

I think you could say that "Conspiracy Theory," like the "Darwinian Theory," is so buttressed by tons of evidence that it is now close to proven...

Oops, did I mention Evolution in mixed company? Wotta social gaffe. Sorry, Aunt Evelina.

Anonymous said...

Still off the meds, we see. Will you fascists never learn?

btw, I find it amusing that leftists are using words like 'uppity' in conjunction with General Honore. Your racism keeps slipping further and further into the light of day....

Anonymous said...

It's temping to see the hand of the GOP in it, but virtually all New York-based protesters took chartered buses. It doesn't look as if more a few hundred were deterred by the train shut-down, with maybe a few hundred more down the line.

Would BushCo incur massive system wide delays to frustrate a few hundred people?

Could be, but....

Anonymous said...

to Perry... than why are you fucking here? why on this site? cause you're a shill

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