I confess. I did it.

Yesterday, I published a post which offered an unserious conspiracy theory proposing that the death of Scalia was part of a plot to make Bernie the Dem nominee. Toward the end of the post, I wondered how much time would pass before someone blamed Clinton for Scalia's death.

Answer: We did not have to wait long at all. When it comes to frothing-at-the-mouth right-wing paranoia, the Bretibarters never let us down. Y'see, Scalia's family has forbidden an autopsy. Clearly, they're working for the Evil Dem Conspiracy.

Digby has more hilarity:

And then there's this guy, who tries to seem even-handed:

Is it possible that a 79 year old man, even one who was seemingly healthy and remained active, simply died in his sleep of "natural causes?" Of course it is.

Is it also possible that an evil murdering homosexual communist President with only 10 months left in office could have ordered a hit so that he could drive that final nail into America's coffin? Why not?

And this fellow:

Anyways, I believe the MAIN story here is: He was defending our 2nd Amendment, got assassinated and an autopsy was denied by judge in Texas.. Seems like someone was in the way of the NWO.

Cant have order with people toting guns around now can you?

That's right: With Scalia gone, the long-promised Great Gun Round-up can finally begin. Expect the knock on the door next Tuesday.

All right, here's the truth: The Marfa light is actually a quasi-sentient demonic energy force which occultists can direct at will. Although the lights usually appear nine miles east of town, near Highway 90, a powerful and experienced sex magician can cause the energy to manifest in any spot within a twenty-file mile radius of its usual location. Close proximity to this eldritch force often results in sudden death. He who controls the Marfa light has access to the ultimate assassination method -- completely untraceable (and available only to those who have forfeited their souls). The tricky part, of course, is luring the victim to Marfa.

I hated to do it. But we in the dark world of the occult know better than to disobey a command from Hillary Clinton.