Friday, June 06, 2014

NOBODY expects the Spaniel inquisition...!

This is cute...
Puppy Rescued by Obama Accused of Having Rabies

WASHINGTON – A cocker spaniel puppy that President Obama rescued from a burning building has created an uproar in the U.S. Congress, where many leading lawmakers have accused the puppy of having rabies. “The President rushed into the burning building and yanked out the puppy, keeping all of us in the dark,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S. Carolina). “If that rabid dog bites a single American, it’ll be on President Obama’s watch.” In the House, Rep. Darrell Issa (R-California) called for hearings on the burgeoning Doghazi scandal, with several prominent House members demanding the President’s impeachment.
Near as I can tell, the story started here.

There are many legitimate reasons to critique this president. But the accusations emitted by Republican propagandists are invariably nonsensical.

2 comments:

Stephen Morgan said...

The secret service wouldn't let him rush into a burning building.

Bukko Boomeranger said...

"The secret service wouldn't let him rush into a burning building."

It would in Andy Boroworld, where anything is possible, as long as it's ludicrous.

Remember how the Left smeared the personal lives of the university professor, businessmen, reporter and CIA spook who were held hostage by terrorists in Lebanon during the 1980s, when St. Ronnie of Alzheim and realPresident Bush were trading weapons to the Iranians to get them freed? Neither do I, because it didn't happen. The Iran-Contra hearings did, but they were focussed on official misdeeds, not personal issues of the people who got imprisoned and abused. I await Darrel Issa's upcoming inquisition (you just KNOW it's gonna happen) about Obama's end-run around Congrifts, when Republicans will subpoena Bergdahl to ask of him "Why do you hate America, you pathetic fuck-up?"