Friday, October 18, 2013

The Tea Party Insult Generator

Direct from John Boehner's Facebook page to you.

"For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. But if ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another."

-- Galatians 5:14-15

6 comments:

prowlerzee said...

Luckily I have been away from keyboard this last week.

If I see the word "teabagger" in any permutation from Tea Party on, I will take a month's vaca from here till there is an original topic.

The last thing I would EVER look for, here especially, but anywhere, is the fracking meme of the day hammered into skulls much less thick than mine....puh-lease.

From an atheist: lord effin help us and save us. ANY. THING. Who's that ancient chick, the one you worship. More on her.

More on hats. More on Bella. More on lady friend. More even on the stupidity of Dundalkians. I picked a good week to be gone because I do not have to stir a millisecond or a single brain cell catching up on ANY blatherings on Tea Party blah blah blah.

Let me guest post on doxies chest bumping each other, which is extreme adorable-ness any one of us would be blessed to witness.

Just take a break or take Waters' car tour of B'more or ANY. THING. but making already all too deplorable mainstream NBC lameness points on the completely nonessential nonissues, which are beyond marginal, on the fucking Tea Party. I beg you.

In tough but extreme love. Z


Joseph Cannon said...

So, Z, give me your best guess -- what part of Balmer has the most baggers?

And Bernadette is NOT ancient. Doesn't look a day over 35. Still. Really freaky, that.

Anonymous said...

Agreed, prowl.

Joseph has been dismayingly caught up in current events unworthy of his intellect, lately.

Bring back the conspiracy theories, Joseph. That's what we pay you for.

Joseph Cannon said...

Jeez, guys, how could you NOT think about the possibility of a debt default?

Gave me the cosmic heebie-jeebies, it did.

prowlerzee said...

Bernadette...how could I forget? Great name. The martyrs are eternally young.

As to your question, Joseph, I am clueless on the geography of B'more but I do toy with answering the employment ad of some rightwinger fundraiser in Fells Point or somesuch. I don't believe Fells Point follows that political slant, but how can I be sure?

I've been on the shore... and when the contractor I was interviewing started spewing the Obama= socialism meme I threw his card out.

Ditto the employer I parted with. The one I'm working for now is my kind of progressive, the type who hates Family Guy, for all the deft reasons.

I appreciate the rant-tolerance you are showing. I have no excuse, it's just stress and stomping around demanding entertainment...which interferes with logic some times. Pardon and thanks.




Joseph Cannon said...

Zee, any time you give me an excuse to make reference to Bernadette, I am always overjoyed.

Did you know that she was very short? 4' 10" I think...