...I decided to forego watching the Oscar broadcast this year when I found out that Seth MacFarlane would host. So tell me: How bad was it? I stopped watching that guy's cartoon shows when they degenerated into puerile cum-and-poop wallows.
Okay, I just read a blistering review of Mr. Puerility's performance. Johnny Carson once said that he wouldn't do any jokes about the Lincoln assassination on the grounds that it was too soon. Apparently, MacFarlane proved Johnny right.