The Cannonfire candidate

Alert the media: As you can see in the upper right-hand corner, Cannonfire has finally endorsed a candidate. I would have preferred Mothman as a running mate because a water god and an air devil make for a more balanced ticket. Dagon is just another fish-out-of-water story. But it's the top of ticket that matters.

Unlike George W. Bush, my candidate will call upon us to make sacrifices. Lots and lots of 'em. His economic platform is simple: "Spend as if there's no tomorrow." However, he has argued against abortion, which he considers the easy way out.