Why I fear tea-baggers: Political web pages that suck

I learned about this hilarious site from Covert History. George Hutchins is running for Congress in North Carolina -- and although he hopes to present himself as a tough-guy Marine, his web page indicates that he has the flamboyant color sense of a 1968 San Francisco flower child. The loud graphics inform us that he is a teabagger who "Supports FOX NEWS!" and "Supports ISRAEL!" He also wants "MORE BETTER JOBS."

As you scroll down, the site becomes more disturbing. Hutchins claims that the best way to fight "OBAMA-NATION" is to repeal "the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act." The candidate also considers Jesse Helms a great leader, even though the late senator's name is spelled incorrectly. Apparently, Hutchins likes to see lots of color on web pages, not on human skin. (He also seems weirdly obsessed with the Brits, especially with "SIR WALTER RALEIGH.")

Maybe the Democrats created this page, and this candidate, in order to make the tea-partiers look ridiculous...

Normally, I would counsel Hutchins to visit Web Pages That Suck in order to learn what to do and what not to do. But that site, in its current incarnation, now sports a design which kind of...sucks.

UPDATE: Okay, this isn't political, but you'll want to read it anyways. Via the WPTS site, I learned about The Light of God Ministry, which is the -- and I mean the -- funniest thing I've seen on the web in many a month. It's the home of healer Ken Kluk, the apostle of the misplaced apostrophe: "Any Catholic that does not follow the teaching's of Pope Benedict and pray the Rosary everyday, is not one of God's Catholic's." In Kluk-vision, God rubs out all enemies of Kluk -- cops, DAs, judges, any local authority figure who has ever given KK a hard time.

But what if God whacks the wrong dude? It's possible:

When we make a mistake and listen to Satan, it is not a sin. Because Satan deceived us. God understands this. Because he has made mistakes too.

Nevertheless:

"Would you like to be shunned and outcast by every person of every nation? Even your name will be striken from everywhere, because the sight of your name is an obsenity. That is the next step for those screw with me."

Yeah! Don't fuck with Kluk!