Friday, May 23, 2008

Psych-O-Bots

Hours have passed and my hate brigade has not written me any love letters. Where are you now that I need you?

I'm going to put together a compendium of the most psychotic, over-the-top, hate-filled rants by Obama supporters. I may even offer an award of some sort for the most insane example of Clinton-hate. So please...

1. If you are an O-Bot, don't stop now! I know I've been deleting all your offerings. But now you will have an audience. So pass it on, and puh-leeeze...make it as sick as possible! I know you can do it. I've seen you do it.

2. If you are not an O-Bot, please send along the choicest examples you can find from elsewhere on the net.

For examples of the kind of thing I'm talking about, check out the comments from Sam Seder's lunatic listeners.
No one can drive me to the brink of madness like the Clinton family. No one.
And then, once again, the only family who can do this to me, had managed to push me yet again into unholy madness. It is mind-numbing. This isn’t an election anymore. This is a secret bet between Bill and Hillary ala Trading Places in which they bet how much bullshit they can make the electorate swallow.
It's official, everybody hates her
there is no way Mark Green would let Sam say anything bad about killary!
Yep, the 1990s really were the Nightmare Years, weren't they?

I'm not sure yet what to call the award, but it will go to the World's Sickest O-Bot. If anything particularly rank (or funny) comes to your attention, send it to my email address or append it as a comment. I'll be putting the entrants on their very own page.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

well Joe, I am fresh out of vile comments about anyone including you.
Just thought I say hello, since you seem lonely!
BTW, consuming that much hate can not be good for your health.

Anonymous said...

No sympathy for you. You are part of the problem with this country, biased and polarizing. Fuck off.

Joseph Cannon said...

That's it! You guys have been gone ALL DAY, just when I needed you! Don't leave me in the lurch, fellas...more, MORE!

Anonymous said...

Nice picture of yourself ! You look so natural in that vest...

Anonymous said...

Like fuck I would ever help you or any other lover of Killary Hinton I bet she fucks you in the ass with a heated dildo Calling you a piece of shit is an insult to pieces of shit.

Anonymous said...

You just live for one purpose to destroy everything that is good and natural and anti-corporatist. In closing, I would just like to say John 3:16 in the Bible, you lying fuckface.

Anonymous said...

hahaha, john 3 16 you fuckface. doesnt get any sweeter than that. i dont even like hillary but the zealous bomotrons make me wanna support her even more. priceless, all of these so called democrats(libertarians i mean) demeaning their fellow comrades .

jersey shore dude

Unknown said...

Ooh..I have one..
here is a typical post from the clownhouse called democrat underground:
This little gem comes from an ass named "ballsalicious" if you can believe it..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6086551

The title of this intelligent tamtrum is "Fuck you Hillary Rodham Clinton... Fuck You"
and its on Democrat Undergrounds greatest page..aren't the Proggies making us proud?
Jon

Anonymous said...

Ignore the 10% or so of haters. Most of the Obama people I know have a mix of mild annoyance with some of the Clinton tactics to significant respect for her as a person and politician with much good memories of the 8 years of peace and prosperity and just WELL RUN GOVERNMENT from Team Clinton compared to the fiasco now with Bush.

Anyway, it looks like your woman may be the VP choice for Obama. What do you think of that?

gary said...

Well, Joseph obviously you suffer from an unrequited love for that LESBIAN murderous SHE-BITCH Hillary (remember VInce FOster!!) but give it up, she only cares for that MUSLIM al qaeda agent Huma Abedin (can't blame her though--I'd let her lick my balls).

Do I win?

Anonymous said...

This is pretty amazing. This guy that I have a professional relationship with kept sending me anti-Hillary crap. (he is a big time lefty and Obama supporter). I told him to stop, but he kept sending these crappy emails. Finally, I said that I would not be able to keep contracting with him until after the election due to his overboard Hillary hatred.

He relented . . . or so I thought. I hired him to write some tax stuff for my firm (totally unrelated to any political issue). One issue he is writing about is a recent Supreme Court tax case originally from Kentucky. Here is part of what he wrote (to me in an email):

". . . Kentucky (home of the hardworking, white, working class -- read "redneck" -- vote that that multimillionaire, Wall Street funded Clinton has suddenly found an affinity for), . . ."

I did everything I could not to respond. So, I decided to respond here . . . just to show how these Hillary haters continue to walk around with a Hillary ball and chain around their ankles. Free yourselves Hillary haters!

Joseph Cannon said...

gary, you can't fake psychosis. Although your obsession with Huma does carry the day.

phlipper, PLEASE send that stuff to me! Or tell your pal to write to me directly. My prediction is that he would do it even if given advanced warning that doing so would not be in his interest -- for reasons given in my "Frog and the Scorpion" post.

anon, Hillar is not "My woman." As I've stated many times, I wish she had not run. I support her only because she is the only thing standing between Obama and the nomination. My picks were Edwards and Biden.

I don't think Hillary should take the VP spot. She can't win him any states. He would still lose Ohio and Florida, which means that he is sunk. His best bet would be to tab Bill Richardson, whose task it would be to bring NM into the fold.

Anonymous said...

Here's one. Not from online, but happened to me personally. I told an African American friend that I was supporting Hillary, not Barack, and I got an envelope a couple of days later with a cut out newspaper article in it. The article was about how if anyone doesn't support Obama, then they must be racist. The funny thing about the article- it was using the same lines in defense of the argument for Obama that the women's movement has been using for years... like that men are "assertive" in business, but women are "bitches", just with just a little change of words to fit African Americans instead of women.

Also, I guess I underestimated the stupidity of Oregonians, since I thought it would be a closer race here. Sorry.

Kyre

Joseph Cannon said...

Thanks for the story.

What bugged me about the Oregon coverage were the bloggers who brayed about the 50,000 (or was that 70,000?) who showed up "to hear Obama." These stories rarely mention that the Decembrists gave a free concert.

If you go to the new Indiana Jones movie tonight, try this: Just before the lights go down, bow tot he audience and say "Thanks for coming." You'll feel like a jerk, true. But afterwards, you can claim that they all showed up to see YOU.

Alessandro Machi said...

You are a wise and clever man, Joe Cannon. I too had the same idea. (hehe).

If you want a never ending psychosis of Anti-Hillary babble to demonstrate just how psychotic the internet pro-obama fringe is, check out Huffington Post any time day or night.

I did an article on Hillary-wins.com in which I correctly predicted the Huffington Post Headline spin on Hillary Clinton's West Virginia Win a day in advance.

Joseph Cannon said...

This was posted to No Quarter recently:

Stop Hillary Now | jkldjlkj@jlkjkldj.net | IP: 98.145.181.16

“We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it,” she said, dismissing calls to drop out.

Hillary is batshit, Liebercrat crazy.

Fuck her with a pitchfork.

Anonymous said...

...egh.

The hate out there is really something. You'd think there'd be a certain level at which it would start to peak. Most days I hope today is the day it begins to ebb. Why haven't we reached that day yet?