Saturday, March 29, 2008

The ultimate Kossack comment

"Hillary Clinton killed Vince Foster? OMG! Get this to Keith!"

Care to compose your own? Each entry should end with the words "Get this to Keith!"

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:38 PM

    OMG Hilary shoved a vacuume cleaner up Bill's nanny whoo hoo--- and the vacuume cleaner was from her clients park-on-vacuume company, and manufactured in Roger's Honduran training camp for persian lesbans!!! Call Keith!

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  2. Anonymous7:43 PM

    OMG talk about being in the hands of the Oil Companies.. Hilary singlehandedly killed the salmon fishing in Valdez! She's worse than Exxon. Somebody tell Keith!!

    (this one's funny because it's almost true)

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  3. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Hillary Clinton is a racist? OMG! Get this to Keith.

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  4. "Ralph Nader made Bush president? OMG! Get this to Keith!"

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  5. lee, the vacuum cleaner remark was a gut-buster. You are a god.

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  6. Anonymous10:58 PM

    Hillary Clinton wrote all of Jessica Alba's dialogue in the Fantastic Four movies? OMG! Get this to Keith!

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  7. "Hillary Clinton is intentionally running a clean, respectable campaign for the soul purpose of trolling the fine and respectable readers of DailyKOS in an attempt discredit the democratic party at the behest of her satanic republican masters? OMG! Get this to Keith!"

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  8. Hillary Clinton has a dyslexia-inducing midn cnotolr edveic whchi cna mkae uoy msipslel verye wrod? MGO! Teg htsi ot Kieht!

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  9. Anonymous2:34 AM

    Hillary Clinton killed Keith Olbermann? OMG! Get this to Keith!

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  10. Anonymous4:37 AM

    Just ran across a translation of a poem by one of my favorites over at Americablog.
    The Guesthouse by Rumi
    This week, a little wisdom from the great Persian poet Rumi.
    The Guesthouse
    This being human is a guesthouse
    Every morning a new arrival
    A joy, a depression, a meanness
    Some momentary awareness
    Comes as an unexpected visitor
    Welcome and entertain them all!
    Even if they're a crowd of sorrows
    Who violently sweep your house
    Empty of its furniture
    Still treat each guest honorably
    He may be cleaning you out
    For some new delight!
    The dark thought, the shame, the malice
    Meet them at the door laughing
    And invite them in
    Be grateful for whoever comes
    Because each has been sent
    As a guide from the beyond
    Translated by Coleman Barks
    Rumi (Jalal ad-Din Muhammad Rumi) was a 13th century Persian Muslim poet, jurist, and theologian. His name literally means "Majesty of Religion". He was born in Balkh (now part of Afghanistan) and died in present-day Turkey. His works are widely read in Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, and are in translation in Turkey, Azerbaijan, the U.S., and South Asia. He lived most of his life in, and produced his works under, the Seljuk Empire. Rumi's importance is considered to transcend national and ethnic borders.
    OMG Joe Cannon has been reduced to his lowest common denominator!!

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  11. Anonymous8:00 AM

    OMG HILLARY KILLED SPIDEY! STAN LEE PETER PAUL (and a Merry Bill?) SOMEBODY TELL KEITH TO WATCH YOUTUBE

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