Bloggers are asking whether John McCain meets the Constitutional requirement that a president must be "naturally born."Recent research reveals that his father was not, as previously thought, Admiral John S. McCain, but the demon Asmodeus, who met Mrs. McCain during a Goetic ritual. The technical term for a human/demonic offspring is "cambion."
The question comes down to this: Can a supernatural being produce a naturally-born citizen?
Asmodeus, also known as Asmoday and Amaymon, is best-known for his starring role in the apocryphal Book of Tobit; he was previously married to the she-devil Lilith. The Pseudomonarchia daemonum of 1583 notes that When the conjuror exerciseth this office, let him be abroad, let him be warie and standing on his feete; if his cap be on his head, he will cause all his dooings to be bewraied, which if he doo not, the exorcist shalbe deceived by Amaymon in everie thing.Journalists attempting to interview Asmodeus should bring headgear.
2 comments:
Doesn't "natural born" mean a vaginal delivery, not a Caesarean? Like Macduff.
—gmanedit
LOL
McCain from Perdition...NOT Panama. I would have figured he was born somewhere closer to purgatory.
Oh that's right, he was in Vietnam-so that came later in life.
pfft.
kc
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