The lesbian menace: "THIS IS JUST A FEW EXAMPLE..."

Covert History has made quite a find. As you know, the right-wing smear-n-fear merchants have fastened onto the belief that Hillary Clinton is sleeping with her pretty young aide Huma Abedin, who hails from Saudi Arabia. A "Dr." Michael Sunstar, D.D., has written a very long book on the subject, titled Hillary Clinton's Gay, Lesbian & Feminist Task Force. Sunstar's page is here; the free pdf version of this fine tome is here.

As Gary Buell notes:

Check out the hot lesbian porn on pages 397-406. I'm not kidding. I've always thought that rightwing Christian literature needed more hot girl-on-girl action. After the lesbian photo spread the author writes:

"THIS IS JUST A FEW EXAMPLE OF THE MILLIONS OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF LESBIAN SEX THERE IS IN THE PORN INDUSTRY. THE PORNOGRAPHIC INDUSTRY EARNS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. ALL OF THESE LESBIAN WOMEN PROMOTE, SUPPORT, ADVOCATE A LIFESTYLE THAT GOD SAYS IS SEXUALLY IMMMORAL! "

I have studied the pages in question; they are as Gary describes. For purposes both scientific and religious, I will take the liberty of reproducing here just a brief sampling of the terrifying imagery festooning this godly text.

We all owe a debt of thanks to Michael Sunstar, Doctor of Divinity, for printing these ghastly photographs, and many (many) more like them. ("This is just a few example.") God only knows how many web sites he had to visit in order to create this collection of iniquity. Alas, he had no choice but to perform this unhappy task, in order to warn us of the dire threat posed by Hillary Clinton.

Clearly, if Hillary is elected president, we can expect to see these ungodly images everywhere -- in magazines, on late-night television, even in our video stores. Nubile young women across America might even decide to participate in such indecencies.

Dr. Sunstar drives home his message with memorable eloquence:

It's not a question of whether a woman can be sexually attracted to another woman, because a woman can take her sexuality and use it for perversion, but it's a question of whether a woman should take her sexual arousals and ventilate them with another woman. The Bible says they should not ventilate their sexual desires, needs, and wants with the same sex. It is against God's Law. Therefore, as repentant men, who acknowledge that God's Law is Holy, Righteous, and Good, we can overcome being slaves to the condemnation of homosexual sex fantasies with other women, and purify ourselves by obeying the Truth with our reality.

This means turning off the computer screen and pulling out the plug; this means throwing out all dirty magazines that are stuffed in the dark corners of our physical and spiritual rooms; this means that we have to train our minds NEVER to think of a NAKED woman while we masturbate.

Perhaps the good Doctor can tell us what he thinks about?

I hope that in future publications, Dr. Michael Sunstar, D.D., will remind the nation of the equally tragic Monica Lewinski situation. He can best accomplish this goal by devoting forty or fifty pages of his next book to pictures of large-breasted, dark-haired young women performing enthusiastic acts of fellatio. God hates that form of sexual "ventilation" too.

Also, I'm sure God despises the very idea of exquisitely perverse sexual acts being performed by gothed-out chicks who enjoy displaying lots of cleavage and who look a lot like Helena Bonham Carter or Rose McGowan. That should be worth at least twenty pages.