The bells of Christmas

Hear those bells? I would like to introduce you to my friend Clarence Oddbody, angel first class.

Now I know what Jimmy Stewart felt like at the end of It's a Wonderful Life. The response to my plea for Christmas help stunned me and made the student-on-the-sofa cry (tears of joy) for much of the day.

I don't know what to say except -- thank you.

(A message to those who want me to do that jig in the street while singing "Alex Jones is right!" -- happy to oblige, but can we wait for the weather to clear up?)