Monday, July 23, 2007

Cannonfire scoops the American mainstream media!

Some of you may have noted this Reuters story:
A mysterious blonde paid a visit to a petrol station shop in the small eastern German town of Doemitz on Sunday -- wearing nothing but a pair of golden stilettos and a thin gold bracelet.

The tall, slender woman strolled into the shop in the town of Doemitz on the warm afternoon and bought cigarettes, petrol station employee Ines Swoboda told Reuters on Monday.
Apparently, she has done this before. After making the purchase, she climbed into the passenger seat of a red Ferrari.

Alas, our controlled and manipulated press printed this story without publishing the all-important photographic evidence. Cannonfire, calling upon its contacts in the world of international espionage, is now in a position to rectify that omission.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

amazing all those tattoos on her backside make it almost look like she was wearing sort of sheer patterned undies.

Anonymous said...

Why would you spend a lot of money on tattoos just to keep them covered up. she is truly a liberated woman.

Anonymous said...

What made the naked woman go to the gas station? (Was macht die Nackte an der Tanke?) - Klimaanlage kaputt? (Broken Air-conditioning?)

Anonymous said...

maybe she works in a clothing optional only sex club so she's in her work outfit and/or she's with a client.

but really, did you know that many las vegas topless/seminude revues won't hire women with any tattoos?

The generation X'ers seem obsessed with getting tattoos and body piercings, I think they're a waste of time and money.

Joseph Cannon said...

Why she did it should be obvious. It's a BDSM thing. She is proving her devotion to Master. German submissives grovel and humiliate themselves like no others.

Don't worry: She's happy -- and she would not be there if she didn't want to be.

Anonymous said...

so... naked girls are smokers? could this be a sly marketing ploy by the cigarette manufacturers? I have to admit, the nudity and the Ferrari seem to go together (along with the stilleto heels). ahh... Europe.