Sunday, June 24, 2007

Tony-boy, try playin' it safer: Drink the wine and chew the wafer

Tony Blair told the Pope that he wants to become a Catholic. (That is, Tony wants to be Catholic; the Pope already is, presumably.) And the Pope, it seems, came that close to telling Tony to go to Hell. No, I'm not making this up.

3 comments:

Hyperman said...

I could give him my place for free, I'm currently in the process of excommunicating myself from the Catholic church. Maybe it's an exchangeable membership :)

Anonymous said...

Two, Four, Six, Eight
Time to transubstantiate!

Anonymous said...

"So get down upon your knees,
fiddle with your rosaries,
bow your head with great respect
and...
genuflect genuflect genuflect!

Make a cross on your abdomen
when in Rome do like a Roman!
Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya
Getting ecstatic again
Sorta dramat-again
doin' the Vatican Rag!"

(Okay, I admit it, I had to get the record out for a couple of those lines.)