Thursday, May 24, 2007

I am outed as a Jihado-Nazi Communist Gitane-smoker from Berkeley

A couple of posts down, I received what may be the nuttiest comment in the history of this blog, and perhaps in the entire history of blog commentary. I ran this gem by another blogger, who suggested that it was worthy of its own post. Done!

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the poetic genius of one Sami Abdallah. I don't know if he is one of the megaphonies we've encountered earlier (although that seems the likeliest guess, given his presumption that I am speaking to or for a Middle East audience) -- but I do know that he has a wacky style all his own.
Well, Cannonfire's blitzkrieg against any meeting that supports Democracy and freedom to the oppressed peoples in the Middle East is logical. This blog is assigned by the Iranian intelligence service with all Petro-dollars needed to blast the enemies of the fascist Mullah. The idiotic narrative of this page, not secret to anyone is disseminated through internet by the same Berkeley gang, that feeds from Hizbullah the Terrorist-on-Beirut. But guess what, the agents of Jihado-Nazism, are no one else than the rabid ex cold war Communists, Gitane-smokers. They can't get back to the center stage outside the Petro-dollars of either the Wahabis or the Khomeinists. The question is: who are they writing to? Who read them? The retardo-fascists of course. Operatives of the last totalitarian regimes, these "cyber-narcissists" roam online to find an alibi for their checks.

Guess what? They are read by their own group and the Berkeley gang. Voila, c'est tout..basta..

The peoples of the Middle East simply don't want your wisdom, Western agents of the Eastern regimes. A good Arab proverb says: "Drink from the Ocean," for no one has appointed you as representatives of the peoples..
Sami, next time could you try to work flying saucers into your wild accusations? It's the one ingredient you're missing.

7 comments:

DrewL said...

Woooooooow. What a complete lunatic. Penned by one of your frequent Israeli interlopers, perhaps? Methinks he needs to tighten his nuts and bolts just a tad.

Anonymous said...

Joe, I think I got the same message recently as part of an email trying to get me to buy stock in a company that makes penis enlargement patches...

Anonymous said...

hey that's pretty funny. If this person had been reading you consistently for the past year, they would know that you are the last person from Berkeley because of your use of the word "trannies".

Anyone that knows anything about Berkeley liberals is that most don't smoke, they are vehemently anti-Nazis and are extremely interested in anything that is related to 9/11 which is why so many 9/11 Truth events are well attended there.

So this person is using the term "Berkeley" to smear you, almost like saying you're a fag.

Whoever wrote this sounds like they are some ignorant recently decommissioned military person from the Middle East whose only news source is Fox News and Military newspapers.

Anonymous said...

"retardo-fascist" readers?

Hey, I'm no fascist!

Anonymous said...

There is a serious problem in re-publishing such b-s**it, because it turns up in search-engines, and there people who read it, out of context, easily may get a very wrong impression ..

Hyperman said...

You should really quit smoking Gitane, they are really bad for you.

Joseph Cannon said...

Actually, being identified as a smoker of any kind bothered me more than the Jihado-Nazi-Communist stuff. My Dad died of a stroke in his 30s and Mom died of lung cancer as she turned 50. Both smokers. I need no further education on the dangers of that habit.