Thursday, April 26, 2007

PERSECUTION! (Update: Late-breaking Satan info!)

What a fool I've been! I've been under the presumption that the U.S. Attorney purge, the Lynch and Tillman testimonies, and the Skyway cocaine jet were stories worthy of attention.

But the web has another side, my friends. I've been there -- and now I can deliver the real news.

Satan's immigration plan! (This is the updated part.) A leading Republican in Utah exposes the conspiracy:
Don Larsen, a district chairman, has submitted a resolution equating illegal immigration to "Satan's plan to destroy the U.S. by stealth invasion" for debate at Saturday's Utah County Republican Party Convention.

Referring to a plan by the devil for a "New World Order ... as predicted in the Scriptures," the resolution calls for the Utah County Republican Party to support "closing the national borders to illegal immigration to prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion."
Yes, the New World Order is in the Bible, and I'm sure there's a passage in there where Jesus himself denounces immigration as an evil. Except, y'know, when his own family had to toddle off to Egypt. That was okay.

California kids are forced to turn Muslim: Did you know that California's school curriculum "requires students to engage in Islamic religious practices and teaches some tenets of Islam as fact"? That's what Reverend Pat Robertson wants to warn us about -- alas, he is being opposed by those fiends at People for the American Way, who "are so intent on suppressing Christianity..."

(Odd thing. I live in California, and nobody here seems to know anything about this Islam-at-gunpoint problem currently afflicting our schools. In fact, I walk my dog past a local middle school quite often, and have yet to hear a single Muslim prayer. They must be whispering.)

Hate Crime bill is anti-Christian! According to the Concerned Women of America (Beverly LaHaye's outfit), the bill against Hate Crimes currently working its way through Congress "will officially give homosexuals and cross dressers special elevated status in society."

Oh, but it's worse than that. The bill will actually criminalize Christianity itself! Says so right here! You want proof? Why, just look at this "Wanted" poster -- what more evidence could anyone need? Yes, we are indeed reliving the days of Nero.
Rev. Louis Sheldon, director of the Traditional Values Coalition, which represents 43,000 churches across the nation, told WND that the Democrats sponsoring and supporting the issue "have sold out to the homosexual agenda."

He said churches need to awaken to the dangers of having pastors, lay leaders, or even those sitting in the pews sent to jail for their biblical views. "When they [realize they] could go to jail for preaching the Word of God, they'll be concerned," he told WND.
Those awful, awful Demon-crats want to put all Christians in jail! And even though the section of the bill reading "PUT ALL CHRISTIANS IN JAIL" is written in invisible ink, Rev. Sheldon possesses the special eyeglasses which allow him to see the secret text.

Wal-Mart promotes homosexuality: Yes, the mega-mart really does want to bring the world to its knees. "Wal-Mart suppliers owned by people who hold traditional values will face loss of contracts if they don't endorse immoral behavior."

(Actually, Wal-Mart's biggest supplier is China -- where homosexuality, though not illegal, stands condemned as "the moldering lifestyle of capitalism.")

Harry Potter is out to get you. The new Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, will appear in theaters soon, and once again, Christians must stand warned:
Magic is not a game, a pastime... it is a very serious matter, and for a lifetime. Experts say it is the best way to get demon-possession... don't play with it!... forget about Harry Potter!
Those are the words of experts, mind you. Note that demon-possession is something you catch, like herpies.

This page, which comes to us by way of Alex Jones (that noted spirit-filled expert on controlled demolitions) quotes "a young thelemite or solitary witch" in order to prove that people who read "Order of the Phoenix" often go on to be initiated as witches. Yep, solitary witches are "thelemites" -- i.e., followers of Crowley -- and those wiccans who insist otherwise are simply trying to fool you.

Video games are Satanic conspiracies: That's the horrible secret we learn from "Peter," a former member of the Golden Dawn. He can't reveal his real name because those demonic and extremely powerful Golden Dawners will KILL HIM -- but we know that he can't possibly be a fake because he says he's a Christian, and that settles that.
"Video games producers are getting smarter. They lead you to sites where you can be instructed by a real life occultist. You talk to hardcore people."
Happens all the time. Any gamer will confirm this "inside" report.

Christians are the MOST PERSECUTED GROUP IN THE WORLD TODAY. Read all about it right here:
There is a need today. The need is to crack down on all these degenerate Christians spreading their hate. Saying that Jesus Christ is the only way, all of us are sinners and the worst, Sodomites (homosexuals) are an abomination to God.

Folk’s; that’s what this Post Christian World we are live in is saying about us.
What's that? You folk's say you didn't know that we are living in a Post Christian World? And you say that you didn't know about all those laws "cracking down" on people who believe in Jesus Christ? Wake up and smell the bloodshed!
A Los Angeles artist opened an exhibit this week called "Christ Killa" in which the audience is invited to participate in a video game and shoot hordes of "homicidal Jesus Christs."
See? An artist in L.A. tried to make a name for himself by pulling an epater le bourgeois stunt. What more evidence do you need? I understand that zoos near D.C. have stopped buying meat, since Nancy Pelosi and her liberal DEMONcRATs are personally shoving all Bible-believing Lovers of Jesus into the mouths of lions and tigers.

The days of persecution are HERE!


Ron said...

I think Pat Robertson should stick to his 2,000 lb leg presses.

Anonymous said...


the Pat Robertson article is ancient and dates from five years ago from Feb 2002.

I suspect that his "interview" with Jay Sekulow lead counsel for the ACLU may have been concocted. I have lived in CA all of my life and heard NOTHING about any sort of mandatory study on Islam--this is blatantly untrue. Public schools do not require any sort of religious homework--that is the business of religious studies and religious schools.

Anyone know if this whole verbal exchange is bogus?

Also, these christo-nuts are really psychotic with their hallucinations that the "liberal democrats" are out to persecute. Who gives a shiit what these religous nuts drone on and on in their weekly sunday sermons?

Here's the first few sentences from the Roberston article.

Sekulow and Robertson Look at Islam in California Schools
February 4, 2002

Public outrage has been growing over a California school curriculum that allegedly requires students to engage in Islamic religious practices and teaches some tenets of Islam as fact. Jay Sekulow, chief counsel for the American Center for Law and Justice, spoke with Pat Robertson about the situation.

Public outrage has been growing over a California school curriculum that allegedly requires students to engage in Islamic religious practices and teaches some tenets of Islam as fact. Jay Sekulow, chief counsel for the American Center for Law and Justice, spoke with Pat Robertson about the situation.

PAT ROBERTSON: Chief Counsel for the American Center for Law and Justice, Jay Sekulow, is with us. Well, Jay is here, but where is the ACLU, where is Barry Lynn and People for the American Way? They are so intent on suppressing Christianity…
JAY SEKULOW: Can you imagine if you had a mandatory service where the assignment was "You’re all going to be Christians through this course," everybody would be up in arms. Here's an interesting dynamic on this. The ACLU said nothing. The People for the American Way have said nothing. But after we issued some statements, Barry Lynn's office [Americans United for Separation of Church and State] did send a letter out to the school district saying they thought they had crossed the line. So Barry Lynn is actually supporting our position, which is unusual.

You did have a mandatory religious worship service here, there’s no doubt about that. And these students not only take a Muslim name, it’s a persona, and they pray to "Allah the Magnificent," "Allah the Creator." This wasn’t just teaching about religion here, these were actual worship services.

Joseph Cannon said...

O ye of little faith. Yes, the interview goes back to 2002, but Pat still lists it as a discussion of a "current issue".

Pat Robertson, the same yesterday, today and tomorrow. The ETERNAL Pat.

As for the "Who gives a darn" argument (see how I have rephrased, so as not to offend the ears of angels): If not for these guys, George Bush would never have been president.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the paranoia about being despised and persecuted may be due to a growing realization that they are (as Joseph notes) responsible to an undeiable extent for the disastrous Bush years, the disemboweling of the Constitution, the rape of the environment, and the bankruptcy of our nation.

When the shit finally hits the fan, I don't think most people will be inclined to say "oh, well, stuff happens." I think some group or other is going to get blamed. Historically, that role usually gets played by the rich, the titled, and the Jews. But in what may prove to be the wreckage of Western Civilization, the rage may focus on Christians as well.

Anonymous said...

Cannon, you certainly have a right to your opinion and I do come by to read it everyday. But remember the story about first they came for.....
This is America and prior to Bush, we never had all these lines between Americans before. Bush's administration has brought out all of our differences and then created a few of their own.
I hope everyone realizes the big issue is freedom .
You hate this group, take their freedom away. Someone else hates another, takes theirs too. And it goes on and on.
Cannon, when they come for you.... they could say opinionated Americans are not allowed. Whatcha goin to do ???