¿Quien es mas macho?

Not long ago, when asked whether Hillary Clinton stood a "good chance," Ann Coulter responded:

Good chance of what? Coming out of the closet? I’d say that’s about even money.

Gosh. Is she implying that the Senator (who is married and has a daughter) is a lesbian? Unless Coulter has personal experience to back up this claim, we must presume that she made the comment based purely on the way Hillary looks and carries herself.

All right. Let's play the game by Ann's rules. The following images were the very first ones to pop up when the names Hillary Clinton and Ann Coulter were plugged into a Google Image search. (I did not comb the archives for images that best suited my purposes. These were the first to show up -- although a search conducted at another time may have differing results.)

Here's Hillary:


Here's Ann:


Let's say that you are a visitor from, oh, say, 1965. You have never seen these two ladies before and you do not know who they are. Which one is more feminine? Which one poses the greater challenge to conventional views of gender?

As Bill Murray once put it: ¿Quien es mas macho?