Following a tip from Covert History, I tried out this handy-dandy Dante-O-Matic site, which tells you which level of Hell you can expect to call home. I got Level 5, the abode of the "wrathful and gloomy." God DAMN it! I wanted Level 6, the city of Dis, abode of the heretics! Now I'll spend the rest of the day sulking.
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Well, whatever the hell I'm guilty of it crashed the server.
Is that bad or what?
Ah, hellish nirvana! On my second attempt I got the City of Dis,
"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."
At least you didn't get the 8th level of hell, which is evidently where I will reside. Yes, I am that evil.
Why, Jen! You keep unfolding like a flower.
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