Romance in the Oval Office

No doubt you have already heard of this report that Bush once promised that if he ever caught Osama Bin Laden, "I will screw him in the ass!" A correspondent tells me he does not take this as a reference to homosexuality, "but more of a power reference. Power through humiliation."

My response: "I dunno. I like to picture W saying those words in a soft voice, with a wistful look in his eye, as he glanced out over the rose garden..." On the other hand, we should keep in mind that Jiminy-Jeffety is a Top.