Thursday, January 25, 2007

Name this romance novel

You probably already know about Representative Michelle Bachmann and how she strained for one last, passionate kiss with (sigh!) her President. But you may not know that her secret yearnings have been immortalized in a new romance novel.

It still needs a title. The suggestions I've heard so far -- Surge of Passion, Escalation of Desire and Love's Flaming Rectum -- lack a certain je ne sais quoi.

(And I certainly do hope that the great cover artist Elaine Duillo has a sense of humor.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

how about "Yearning for a Surge, the Stalking of the President."
or " The Stockholm Syndrome comes to America"

sunny said...

Sweet, Savage War-Lust

Gone With the Wind-bag

Forever Ambulence

Take Me! (to Iraq)

Love Is A Many Splintered Skull

Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down! (with duct tape)

Love In The Time of War(mongering)

Looking For Mr. Goodwar

Vanity War

Lady Chatterly's Lover Of War


...heh heh, one could go on and on

Anonymous said...

La Barbe Inestimable?


Kim in PA