Sunday, December 31, 2006

Injustice

As the year closes, let us look back upon the depth and vigor of the screwing we just underwent. The American Injustice Index is here is here; a few selections follow:

Wages that an average CEO earns before lunchtime: more than a full-time minimum wage worker makes in a year

Ratio of the average U.S. CEO’s annual pay to a minimum wage worker’s: 821:1

Average amount that companies spend to recruit a new CEO from outside the company: $2,000,000

Probability that the newly hired CEO will either quit or be fired within the first eighteen months: 1 in 2

Estimated number of people lined up outside the new M&M store set to open in Times Square responding to ads for “on-the-spot” hiring for 200 jobs, 65 of which were fulltime: between 5,000 and 6,000

Starting salary that drew them there: $10.75 per hour

Percentage increase in out-of-pocket medical expenses for the average American in the past 5 years: 93

Estimated amount the U.S. would save each year on paperwork if it adopted single-payer health care: $161,000,000,000

To which I would add...

Number of people hypnotized by the Left Behind books who know nothing about these facts and who get their politics from Rush Limbaugh and Fox: I don't know. But I suspect that the number is Brobdinagian.

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