Adolf vs. Ann

You've probably already taken this "Adolf Hitler or Ann Coulter?" quiz. It inspired me to compare the two.

In some ways, Hitler was the more admirable: He had served honorably in his nation's military. He possessed a certain degree of talent. (His watercolors of buildings weren't bad.) Unlike Ann, he never smoked or drank to excess. He had experienced poverty first-hand. He could speak intelligently about Wagner and Bruckner.

According to one of his former girlfriends -- Renata Mueller, if memory serves -- Adolf liked to have women kick him and crap on him. Ann, I suspect, would prefer the other side of that arrangement.

Many believe that Adolf had but one testicle. Many believe that Ann outnumbers him.

Adolf (reportedly) once took a shot in the mouth. Finish the pun for yourself.

Rudolf Hess, nicknamed "Fraulein Anna," took Hitler's dictation. There's gotta be a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I haven't yet figured out how to word it.