Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Coulter's latest

Ann Coulter calls Bill Clinton a "latent homosexual," which is a bit like calling the battle of the Somme a "latent peace." Her reasoning? Clinton had an affair with a curvy intern to prove to himself that he was not gay.

This led me to consider those mysterious Guckert/Gannon overnight stays in the White House. By Coulter's standards, we must now conclude that George W. Bush is a latent heterosexual.

(By the way, have I ever mentioned that George W. Bush and his Yale roommate, Victor Ashe, were both male cheerleaders? Can't recall if that little factoid has ever cropped up in these pages before...)

8 comments:

sunny said...

hee hee, ha ha, ho ho!

The poor girl is so whacked, her gaydar has gone haywire!! If it was working properly, like mine, she would know Bushie is soooooooo gay, and that one of Clinton's favorite things in the whole wide world is p***y!
Bush is Fabulous

Anonymous said...

Bill Clinton is probably the most thoroughly heterosexual President we have ever had. I've never picked up a gay vibe from him. Not once. So, this is just a silly publicity grab from Coulter, right?

Maybe not. What if it isn't about Bill at all? What if it's a "backdoor" way to create more open speculation about Hillary and what her sexual proclivities may or may not be?

Well, you know what they say about trannies who throw stones and live in glass houses...Mann Coulter better keep poor Andrew Coultrane hidden under some deep, deep cover.

Anonymous said...

anonynous,
That is my conclusion! You know what they say about x-smokers or x-clergy.
Reminds me of the movie "American Beauty", and the father in self-denial. The more I think about it the more it fits.

Joy Tomme said...

Victor Ashe is Bush's cheerleading roommate from Yale. Ashe is the former mayor of Knoxville, TN and Bush made him the Ambassador to Poland.

While mayor, Ashe made several unscheduled visits to the White House and, according to US Secret Service sources, Bush made at least 8 unscheduled and unannounced trips to Knoxville while he has been President.

Ashe is out of the closet. Ashe says he's gay.

One does wonder about this. Considering Bush has had several incidents when he has made remarks about guys (usually reporters) as having "a very pretty mouth", or being "not as pretty as my Scottie" (his press secretary at the time).

Joy Tomme
Ratbang Diary at: http://ratbangdiary.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Ashe is out of the closet? Interesting. Got a link?

Anonymous said...

sofla said:

If I recall correctly, Bush cheerled at ANDOVER, but not Yale.

Speculations about Clinton's sexuality are spiced by the claims in the Gennifer Flowers book, concerning practices Clinton allegedly liked with her, including dildonic (is that a word?) stimulation of the prostate, via the natural closest passage.

Joseph Cannon said...

Regarding Bush's cheerleading, I can only repeat what I have said before:

"Nobody has ever questioned Victor Ashe's history as a cheerleader at Yale.

I think I can fairly continue to write that the two Yale roommates were cheerleaders. After all, people referred to Michelangelo as a "sculptor" even when the ceiling gig forced him to spend years without a chisel in his hands. I believe that cheerleading was and remains in George W. Bush's blood. He is, if you will, the Michelangelo of male cheerleading.

"Only a pedant would insist that one roommate was a former cheerleader while the other was currently practicing."

Anonymous said...

Americablog reports that Ann Coulter has now called Al Gore a "total fag" on MSNBC.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/07/what-is-msnbcs-policy-on-airing-nigger.html