Saturday, June 24, 2006

Good news for Michelle Malkin!

The United States Army, strapped for recruits, has raised the maximum enlistment age to 42. Alas, that leaves me out of it.

Fortunately, this fine new policy allows Michelle Malkin (born in 1970) to demonstrate the true level of her support for Mr. Bush's war. Ignorant lefties may accuse her of being nothing more than a blowhard chickenhawk, but I feel certain that she will back her martial language with action.

No doubt she will sign up soon. As Shakespeare might have put it, now comes the time to imitate the tiger. Onward, Christian soldier!

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