How many Diebold Field Technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-- None. They can change it from the home office.
How many CIA briefers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-- None. The President prefers to be kept in the dark.
(Feel free to continue, if so inclined...)
How many Bush cronies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ReplyDelete--None, because they get paid to do nothing anyway.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ReplyDeleteTwo! But don't ask me how they got in there.
How many network presidents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
ReplyDelete--Every last one of them; these folks have to stick together.