How many Diebold Field Technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-- None. They can change it from the home office.
How many CIA briefers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-- None. The President prefers to be kept in the dark.
(Feel free to continue, if so inclined...)
3 comments:
How many Bush cronies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--None, because they get paid to do nothing anyway.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two! But don't ask me how they got in there.
How many network presidents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
--Every last one of them; these folks have to stick together.
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