Monday, February 27, 2006

Hope!

Only 34% of your fellow Americans approve of W, according to the latest CBS poll. In historical terms, W has registered a lower number than Clinton, Reagan, Ford or Johnson ever did. But -- believe it or not -- he has yet to sink below the depths plumbed by Truman (22%), Nixon (23%), Carter (28%) or dear old Dad (29%). My friends, I will not be happy until Dubya visits the "roaring 20s"...

The remaining 34% are zombies who keep repeating that our prez is "right with Jesus." Neither the port scandal nor any other piece of bad news could possibly impact these hypnotized cretins, since the only issues they know or care about are below-the-waist issues. Perhaps we can reach them with a further revelation about "Georgie and Victor sitting in a tree, Kay-eye-ess-ess-eye-en-gee"...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

those people are brainwashed per FOX news.