Saturday, January 28, 2006

I keed, I keed...

I think Ann Coulter should have her nipples scraped off with a potato peeler.

Just kidding!

Actually, I think Ann Coulter should be force-fed her own eyeballs while her toes are removed with a chain-saw.

Just kidding!

Actually, I think Ann Coulter should have lye injected into her stomach while a hammer slowly cracks open her skull.

Just kidding!

Actually, I think Ann Coulter should be the guest of honor in a scene similar to the infamous "fried cerebellum" finale of Hannibal.

Just kidding!

Actually, I think Ann Coulter has perfected a technique which the denizens of Munich's "Brown House" would have loved: First she issues death threats against anyone whose beliefs differ from hers, and then she justifies her barbarism with the words "Just kidding!" I think that if she is going to play on that filthy level, she had better be prepared to receive as she gives.

And on that score, I ain't kidding.

(P.S. Coulter says she is a Christian. Who the hell does she think she's kidding?)

3 comments:

Rob said...

Great post.

I just love seeing this vile beast continue to unveil her inner Hitler. And that's not a wild-eyed overstatement, either. Coulter would fit in perfectly in Hitler's Germany. Just perfectly.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter should be charged with terrorism. Threatening the life of a judge (even when kidding) is a serious matter and not taking it thusly only fosters violence and contempt for the law itself.

Anonymous said...

I would love to see her penis chopped off and shoved down her throat for lunch.

Just Kidding, of course!
Ha Ha Ha