Saturday, December 17, 2005

Porter brings war

The CIA Director visited Turkey to prep them for the upcoming war against Iran. (See this version of the story for some appropriate illustrations.) Someone should explain a couple of things to the Turks: 1. A war on Iran will inevitably go nuclear, and 2. Airborne radioactive fallout might make Turkey a less attractive vacation spot.

Oh: And it seems as though we need not choose between Iran or Syria. Long as we're throwing the Big'uns around, why not do both?

Obviously, justifying this war will require the most impressive Reichstag fire ever staged. That triggering event might take many different forms -- but as long-time readers know, I'm betting that this web-page will need to be redesigned.

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