Thursday, October 20, 2005

Conservatives against Coulter

Bradblog has a great piece on a new video -- created by a conservative group -- which "outs" Ann Coulter as a fake Christian. This hard-drinking, hard-smoking, bed-hopping, never-wed miniskirted hate-monger claims membership in a church which has never heard of her.

There's much more -- and it's not just the usual anti-Coulter riff you get from progressives.

I am not a psychiatric professional and thus cannot determine whether this woman has a mental illness -- but speaking as a layman, I have a hard time coming up with any other explanation for the sheer hate this skeletal Femme-Domme vomits forth every time she opens her wine-hole.

Incidentally, Coulter once opined that liberals have "joyless sex," which was news to me. What, I wonder, must sex with Ann be like? I visualize a tableau reminescent of the flagellation scene in Passion of the Christ -- mixed with the Cosima Wagner sequence in Ken Russell's Mahler, and ending on a note similar to the "journey through the hospital" section of Jacob's Ladder.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the reason she's so mean and hateful is that she's really, really HUNGRY!

gary said...

Ann Coulter has always reminded me of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park.

Anonymous said...

"Jacob's Ladder" reference. Excellent.

Anonymous said...

Actually, none of us have any "need to know" about the notion of having "sex" with AC. The very idea of even thinking about such a sick trip is too much for anyone left of dead center to contemplate...
Cheers,
James K. Saye