As you know, I've offered many a complaint about the media's studied ignorance of the all-important study available at www.uscountvotes.org. This scientific analysis, which bears the signatures of a whole mess of PhD.s, proves that the problem with the 2004 exit polling was actually a problem with the counting of the votes. In other words: Vote fraud occurred.
Guess what? This study finally got some ink. I shit thee not. It received respectful mention in a real magazine, a publication bearing a full-color cover and three staples. You can find it at your local Barnes & Noble right now.
Oh...you want the name of this periodical? Well. (Ahem!) Er...ummmm...
('Scuze me. Gotta tie my shoes. You know, I really need to buy a new pair. The ones I'm wearing now -- Fubus, bought at a thrift store -- had soles that were coming loose. Turns out Krazy Glue solves the problem nicely. Y'see, I hate buying new shoes...they never fit, and...)
Urp. I seem to have been sidetracked. You still want the name of the magazine? All right, all right...
Paranoia.
This is the same fine publication which, on page 42, offers a shattering expose titled "The Thousand-Year Elven Holocaust," by a fellow calling himself (get this!) Prince Nicholas de Vere von Drakenberg. Fairies and elves were real -- or so claims the Prince, who says they were the victims of a program of "ethnic cleansing" instituted by those awful, awful Catholics.
Ah well. Any ink is good ink, I suppose.
Still, and with all due respect to the folks at Paranoia, maybe one day the USCountVotes study will get, y'know, some better ink.
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I have finally decided what action I will take -- as a private citizen -- on voter fraud.
1.) I'm writing a very short non-argumentative letter to the editor of 12 newspapers in my area mentioning
http://uscountvotes.org/
and asking readers to click on the red wording "Executive Summary Report" and print out the 5 pages for study. For in depth reading, click on "New Scientific Paper" in the same paragraph.
2.) my email "signature" will be to urge going to that website.
3. My third step isn't yet finalized, but it will probably include taking an hour a day to sit by the side of Route 1 in Thomaston, Maine (the main street of the town) with that website on a sign around my neck, with copies of the 5 page summary to hand out.
I am a white-haired 69 year old woman who may well get a picture taken. Will you join me?
Judy Down Maine
Well, they're not laughing at us or ignoring us anymore, but it does look like they're starting to fight us. If labeling us as "paranoid" is the best punch they can throw after all this time, then bring it on. Right George?
Good idea, Anonymous, let's all do the same.
Um, ahem, don't like to seem like a wild-eyed Bigfoot fan...but, particularly since the well-reported discovery of a human skeleton roughly half present size, I think we can at least theorize, as many scientists are beginning to do, that "fairies" and "elves"---the "little people of antiquity---may well have been as real as you or I, living on the margins of society, getting reviled, despised, and gradually mythologized as kobolds, trolls and so on.
Maybe realer than you or I. At least the "little people" didn't have TV. Or vote fraud, come to think of it. No wonder they seemed to have superhuman powers.
What you refer to is of course the recent remains they found on an isolated Indonesian island. They were an offshoot of one of the earliest sapient species, in-effect the distant cousin we occasionally meet at the family reunions. Their small size is due to due to speciation - adaptation - to a small island with limited resources. Many of the remains of extinct animals on that island had undergone the same process; include an ancestor of the elephant that had become a dwarf and roughly the size of a large dog. These drawf-people died out roughly 19,000 years ago, that in it self is quite remarkable but long before Homo sapiens - you & I - inhabited the island.
LamontCranston
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