In honor of April 1...

Here are my current favorite amusements to be found on the internet:

1. Dick and the angels. I recently discovered that this image was produced by latter-day members of the I AM Religious Activity, which had its origins in the American fascist movement of the 1930s. They have a whole website filled with sublime images of Bush and Cheney in celestial surroundings. Alas, I lost track of the URL.

2. The Jewish homosexual mind control conspiracy. As narrated by one of the South Park kids. (Scroll down to the tale of Kay Griggs -- "Desperate wives.")

3. The story of "Blind Man's Penis."Right now, you can acquire this classic article only via Google cache. Read it now before it disappears altogether.

4. A UPI bigwig and Moon follower on Hitler: "By his extreme evil, Hitler not only consigned himself to hell but became a constipating cork in the colon of spiritual upward mobility."

5. Signs. A Schiavo "happening."

6. Giant penis for Bush.

7. The W stands for wood. Okay, so I put this montage together. I'm still rather proud of it. And the photos are all real.

8. Harry Potter. There are many similar web pages, but I particularly enjoyed this one.

9. Getting back at Nigerian scamsters. Long, but worth it. You know, for some reason cannonfiremail@yahoo.com receives two or three of these letters each day.

10. Review of Eisenman's "James, Brother of Jesus." Scroll down to Jesse Clark's response. A note-perfect parody of everything that is wrong with scholarly writing.

11. Family Circus. Some genius has been posting wonderful reviews of just about every Family Circus cartoon book, here seen as examples of post-modernist gay and lesbian pornography.