Bush: "Me doesn't make mistakes"

If you haven't seen it yet, check out this delightful tale! Reporters, finally chafing at the administration's arrogant pretense of perfection, asked Bush to name a single mistake he has made. Apparently stunned by his own flawlessness, he could not cite a single specific. But as he hemmed and hawed, he sputtered an observation about weapons of mass destruction -- somehow managing to fit three errors of fact into sixteen words.

Other than that, the past three years have been perfek.