Barack Obama should change his name to Lucy Van Pelt, and the American people should collectively call themselves Charlie Brown. As older readers of the funny pages may recall, Lucy made an
annual tradition of holding out a football for Charlie Brown to kick, always promising that
this time she would not yank it away at the last second.
Yes, I admit it. I actually allowed myself to feel a twinge of hope --
hope -- when Obama announced that he would give the Agency new oversight.
Welcome to the new overseers -- same as the old ones.
James Clapper will lead the new oversight committee. Even the Washington Post, the company town newspaper, refers to Clapper as "the man who misled Congress."
The stated mission of the group has also shifted. On Friday, Obama said the group would examine “how we can maintain the trust of the people, how we can make sure that there absolutely is no abuse.” But today’s memo makes no mention of preventing abuses. Instead, it will examine whether U.S. surveillance activity “optimally protects our national security and advances our foreign policy while appropriately accounting for other policy considerations, such as the risk of unauthorized disclosure and our need to maintain the public trust.”
In other words, what was supposed to be a group to protect
us is now a group to protect
them. It's the "No More Snowdens" Committee.
I like the way Pepe Escobar puts it: "Yes we can" has morphed into "Yes we scan."
But let's not blame Obama entirely. The rot set in under George W. Bush. Many would say that the rot actually set in back in 1947, when Congress passed the first National Security Act, establishing the CIA. But in this post I refer to the specific forms of rot that Ed Snowden exposed to the world.
Michael Hayden -- whom I've always instinctively disliked -- oversaw the installation of these programs during his tenure as NSA head. Now Hayden often appears on teevee as the
chief salesman for the surveillance state.
As Marcy Wheeler noted: "the 2009 Draft NSA IG Report that Snowden leaked [and the Guardian published] provided new details about how Hayden made the final decision to continue the illegal wiretapping program even after DOJ's top lawyers judged it illegal in 2004. Edward Snowden leaked new details of Michael Hayden's crime." The Twitter commentator sysprog3 put it this way:
Inviting Hayden to comment on regulation of surveillance is like having Bernie Madoff comment on regulation of Wall Street."
But inviting Hayden to do exactly that is what establishment media outlets do continually. Just yesterday, Face the Nation featured Hayden as the premiere guest to speak authoritatively about how trustworthy the NSA is, how safe it keeps us, and how wise President Obama is for insisting that all of its programs continue. As usual, no mention was made of the role he played in secretly implementing an illegal warrantless spying program aimed directly at the American people. As most establishment media figures do when quivering in the presence of national security state officials, the supremely sycophantic TV host Bob Schieffer treated Hayden like a visiting dignitary in his living room and avoided a single hard question.
But worse than the omission of Hayden's NSA history is his current - and almost always unmentioned - financial stake in the very policies he is being invited to defend. Hayden is a partner in the Chertoff Group, a private entity that makes more and more money by increasing the fear levels of the US public and engineering massive government security contracts for their clients.
Accumulo. On a hunch that
the Chertoff Group might link up to Endgame, I input both terms into Google and found
Ely Kahn, the COO of another NSA-related private cybersecurity group called Sqrrl. I think we may one day hear more about these guys. Sqrrl is working on an infinitely scalable data management system called Acorn, which began life as an NSA (now open source) program known as -- I kid you not --
Accumulo. (They even have an
Accumulo users group!)
So what makes Sqrrl so special? First, the Accumulo database can handle enormous amounts of data, says Antonio Rodriguez of Matrix Partners: "You can imagine the volume of data the NSA was working with, like gathering records of every purchase of fertilizer everywhere in the world to try to identify people who might be up to no good."
Wired published a defeatist
overview of Accumulo:
Right now the agency is harvesting petabytes of data in Accumulo, a staggering amount that grows daily. But the cleverest part of all of this is in the analytics, Accumulo was built and extended the Big Table concept to analyze trillions of points in data in order to create intelligence that can detect the connections between those points and the strength of those connections.
If you thought you had it sussed with something like LinkedIn using INmaps (my network is too large to generate one funnily enough) or Facebook Social Graph, think again because through Accumulo the NSA can find out who you are, where you are, who you know and why you know them. It’s graph analysis on steroids...
From there, the writer goes on to sing the usual defeatist song: Nothing is private any more, so you might as well get used to being naked and vulnerable to your cyber-rulers at all times.
God, I cannot freakin'
stand people who talk that way.
Yes, we
can tame this beast. Here's how:
1. Always say "FUCK YOU!" to anyone who tries to scare you with that all-too-familiar cry:
"Terrorists and pedos! Terrorists and pedos! They're comin' for ya! They're gonna get ya! Terrorists and pedos!" And keep saying "FUCK YOU!" to the scaremongers even if buildings fall. Always remember that those scaremongers have a financial interest: See the Chertoff Group, referenced above.
2. Always say "FUCK YOU!" to anyone who gives you the standard "Privacy is a thing of the past" rap. Treat all who utter those words (or similar words) as human filth. Talk to such people the way you'd talk to someone who raped your grandmother. Spit in their faces. Literally:
Spit in their faces.
3. Build coalitions between the libertarian right and the liberal left. As my readers know, I can't stand libertarian economic platitudes. But on privacy issues, the better libertarians are willing to stand up for principle. (Ed Snowden himself provides an excellent example.) When it comes to defeating the NSA monster, we must find ways to work with people we otherwise despise.
4. Work toward the passage of strict laws and a constitutional amendment. Insist on truly
independent oversight. New legislation should define as
treason all warrant-free government eavesdropping and data collection by agencies investigating or policing American citizens. Traitors who break the new rules must face
the death penalty.
5. Criminalize
all data collection not
absolutely necessary to the running of a business, charity, government program or non-profit enterprise.