At this point, I don't much care who wins the nomination. I can't even bring myself to care (at the moment) whether McCain wins the general. America's netizens have gone insane this election season, and I just want an end to the entire annoying mess.
In the past, I've said that I don't like Obama. That's not really true -- I don't like his
supporters, those fainting, mouth-foaming fanatics for whom the Clintons have become a dual-headed version of Emmanuel Goldstein. No matter what Bill or Hill do or say, the Obamabots will chant "HATE! HATE! HATE!"
You remember the Richard Burton version of
1984? Remember the agit-prop telecasts directed against Eastasia (or was that Westasia)? The anti-Hill diatribes appearing daily on TPM or DU follow the same script and convey the same aura of political psychosis:
"The enemy has committed atrocities in the past, but never before have they stooped to such inhumane, degrading, brutal acts of sheerest barbarism..."A few posts down, I chided Obama for allying himself with Friedmanesque economic gurus. You'd think that the connections to the
(gasp!) DLC and
(yelp!) Skull and Bones and
(AIEE!!) the Cato institute would have set off some alarms in progland. But no -- a reader assured me that Barack's Bizarre Buds simply demonstrate the man's breadth of mind.
Meanwhile, Hillary is a
fiend for hiring Mark Penn.
For your homework assignment, kids, please define these terms: "Double standard" and "special pleading."
I love the way
this blogger puts the matter:
You people can keep calling her a "bitch", "evil", "worse than Nixon", "worse than Cheney", etc. because I'm sure you have no doubt about how justified you are.
But there's a practical problem with all that: charisma
Obama may have it - you guys surely don't.
You guys got a big case of anti-charisma you're all working on.
This is what really worries me about an Obama presidency - not that he's going to have a tough time, or that he's going to give the re-thug-nicans too much of a honeymoon.
No.
It's the steamroller-like, purposefully aggrieved zealots that have to peck at absolutely anything that could conceivably be twisted into a cause for offense. You guys are creeping me out like a bunch of snake-handlers. I read your posts and I hear an unflinching gleam in your eyes. (to mix metaphors a bit)
This behavior and all the "victim" tones of righteous offense you guys waft off only fulfills the caricature that Republicans have been trying to pin on the Democratic donkey since time immemorial (or at least as far back as I can recall).
"Anti-charisma." That neologism sums up the entire Obama movement. Every time I hear that puerile "Yes I can!" crap, I want to scream at the tube: "Will you please address me
as an adult?" (Then again, screaming at the teevee is itself a rather puerile thing to do.)
Yet one must admit that the Republican attacks on Obama have reached even lower depths of uncivilization. These right-wing savages seem to have degenerated into pre-human life forms.
On Fox News, a
lying bitch named Caroline Shively suggested that Obama had claimed that he had been a Christian for "two decades now." In fact, he has always said that he was
never a Muslim.
Another popular reactionary blogger recently opined that Obama hopes to be the "first gay president." Someone should tell that fellow about Jeff Gannon's strange visits to the White House.
Rush Limbaugh, who never disappoints, has offered the obscene opinion that Obama resembles a
famous cartoon monkey.
The most popular meme making the rounds in right-wing circles holds that Obama is a
socialist, Yep, the GOP actually hopes to hold onto the oval office through old-fashioned
red-baiting -- in
this day and age! How can anyone square this nonsense with the fact that Obama's mentors in economics have ties to the Chicago School and the Cato Institute?
Madness.
The country has finally achieved unity -- of a sort: Almost everything that anyone has to say about Obama or Clinton or McCain bears little linkage to reality.
In 2004, I jumped into blogging because I wanted to do whatever small thing I could to get John Kerry, whom I have always admired, into office. This election season, I just want to flop onto a sofa with a good book. A novel. About any subject
except politics.