Sunday, December 31, 2006

Jesus in '07

I dislike parties and will probably spend this New Years' Eve watching the pooch scamper on a beach. And as she scampers, I will ponder this statistic: 25% of the American population expects to see the return of Jesus in 2007.

That percentage seems quite high. Is there something special about 2007? In other words, is there a rumor about an '07 premiere date for JC2 spreading through hillbilly-land?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

sofla said...

Hmmmm, let's seee.... 7 years of tribulation ending in Armageddon in the Middle East. W was put in office in 2001... plus 7, carry the 1. Ok, it's possible, but only if Iraq and/or Palestine is Israel.

Also the Tim LaHaye 'Left Behind' series may be reaching an end or something.

Anonymous said...

not to worry about the great and terrible Day of the Lord coming in 2007 because..

2 Thessalonians 2 2:3
Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
2:4
Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

So..first that notorious" Antichrist" must come and that's bad enough to satisfy our collective curiosity.
Christians are notoriously lazy scholars and do fall for the strangest things, dates, leaders, heresies, self rightousness, pride, carnal behavior, and a total neglect of the Spirit and The Word, so relax and watch Babylon, sixty miles south of Baghdad. It will be on the telly so we can all witness it (him) when he (antichrist) arrives.

Anonymous said...

to be more precise..

Zechariah 5:5-11

Then the angel who talked with me came out and said to me, "Lift your eyes now, and see what this is that goes forth." So I asked, "What is it?" And he said, "It is a basket* that is going forth." He also said, "his is their resemblance throughout the earth: Here is a lead disc lifted up, and this is a woman sitting inside the basket"; then he said, "This is Wickedness!" And he thrust her down into the basket, and threw the lead cover* over its mouth. Then I raised my eyes and looked, and there were two women, coming with the wind in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork, and they lifted up the basket between earth and heaven. So I said to the angel who talked with me, "Where are they carrying the basket?" And he said to me, "To build a house for it in the land of Shinar;*(Babylon in Iraq), when it is ready, the basket will be set there on its base" (headquarters)

Saddam Hussein rebuilt the ancient city of Babylon and it site tthere today "waiting".

Anonymous said...

Oh I forgot..that quote about the antichrist was not from the NYT, itwas from the NT. Much more relevant to the subject at hand.

Joseph Cannon said...

Sigh. No, I wasn't talking about actual predictions or when YOU think it will happen. I was just wondering if a weird rumor is going around in circles that I don't travel in.

Anonymous said...

Anyone have a link to the actual poll? I mean details - who, what, when, etc. (The link provided just went to the Yahoo article.) Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Oh well excuse me for sharing your excellency..I was just quoting form a source beyond..yours.

Happines and enlightenment to you and your loved ones in 2007..as we march or stagger deleriously towards Armageddon..ouch

Joseph Cannon said...

You know what I think the problem is? I think religious people, or fanatics of all sorts, have an inability to understand English. Thus, when I asked "Is there a rumor going around about 2007...?" this anonymous person thought I asked "When is Jesus coming back?

Anonymous said...

anon says.
.I am not a religious person. I see almost no redeeming activity in religion today. Religion by definition is what man organizes with mans very limited tools, biases, inherited traditions ( a real counter productive heavy weight), and a pinched or narrow imagination. So, Mr. Cannon, please leave room in your heart/mind for the kind of person I am. I am a simple man with a simple relationship with my best friend and supervisor, Jesus, that oft quoted, seldom understood leader and teacher (and savior).. that man from Galilee that we all have heard so much about from so many disquieting quarters,
Christianity today, as it currently manifesting, is a many headed hydra, and can no longer be examined or gazed upon as Jesus true church..the mysterious and archly feminine, Bride. We have arrived at the crossroads of history (or His story) and now we are all faced daily and hourly with difficult decisions about the meaning of civilizations, human potential, knowledge, wisdom, enlightenment, the source of evil, and life and death.
Death, the bogeyman of everyman, is growing in his appetite as more and more people are falling or being pushed int its yawning chasm of destruction and doom.
Americas ill fated venture into Iraq as a result of its misguided, sumnombulistic, ie sleepwalking, leaders and followers, is act one of the final drama. The rebuilding of Babylon by Saddam, was the principal setting, designed several thousand years ago, when Babel was built from slave laboring bricks made from clay and "bitumen", (oil, bubbling up through the cracks in the desert floor)..like today..no different, as the oil corporations build their sky scraping towers of wealth on the backs of our labors as they mercilessly conspire together to suck the planet dry at the expense of the rest of us.
From now on, a wise man will pause and rethink his entire reality..especially today, the first day on Gregorians new year. (the Mayans system, "Tzolkien" like Tolkien with a z), lends us more perspective (like Tolkien does still), and assists us in enlarging our viewpoints and broaden our God given minds.
Today is a perfect day to pause amd reevaluate our perspectives and points of view so that we can renew of strength and rise like eagles and fly higher and see further and wider and then return to land with a fresh message of hope and optimism to share with anyone and everyone with ears to hear and eyes to see.
Thank you Mr. Cannon for your delicious repast and forum for sharing what we have learned about this very troubled planet and its inhabitants and its checkered history.
YWVH bless you