To alleviate what I hope will be a temporary affliction, I bought an eye-patch. With a shaved head, a scraggly beard, a leather jacket and an eye-patch, I could not possibly look like more of a bad-ass.
Except, maybe, y'know, if I were taller and had muscles.
-- Cannon, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
To complete the picture, you'll want to get a network of sinister tattoos.
ReplyDeleteAnd when you talk, try to sound like an Israeli government official. That always makes everyone's flesh crawl.
All that's missing is the parrot!
ReplyDeleteArrrg, Matey!
A photograph would be worth a thousand words...
ReplyDeleteToo bad you don't live about 1200 miles to the North, then you could see a doctor without going broke.
ReplyDeleteOK, Josepi...you shouldn't have been looking too close at those photos of little Ole ladies in their sixties.
ReplyDeleteAny hoo, I hope you get better and that what ever is hurting you heals soon so that you can continue to type away and do your art work.
WV
Nick Fury, is that you???
ReplyDeleteOh Hell No!
ReplyDeleteYou going all Nick Fury on us?
LMAO!
What...no jagged scar?
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